Bill Simmons (most entertaining and prolific): So, wait, you're from Boston?
John Hollinger (nerdiest): So, wait, margin of victory is a better predictor of future success?
Scoop Jackson (most ebonic): So, wait, you're black?
Jemele Hill (most obvious): So, wait, sometimes women like sports, too?
Colin Cowherd (earliest): Wait, didn't you just say that ten times?
J.A. Adande (best smile): Wait, the Lakers did what now?
Chris Broussard (most informative): Wait, did you just give me valuable information without promoting yourself? Are you sure you cover sports? Wait. Wait.
Dan Shanoff (dorkiest): Wait, did you get paid for that?
Jim Caple (worst picture): Wait, why are you writing about that?
Dave Dameshek (most annoying voice): Wait, are you Adam Corrola?
Ric Bucher (best hair): Wait, you were sitting courtside?
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